Dungeons & Dragons T.V Show?

No, not again!

Today I read that Hasbro was giving D&D another shot at mainstream media with a t.v show. One written by John Wick creator Derek Kolstad. With Kolstad I'm cautiously optimistic that it might not be a complete cringe-fest. I wanted to do a quick write-up on what I do and do not want to see from a official D&D movie.

Extremely violent; limbs getting hacked off, lots of blood, and sword clashes. Death.
A switch between the IRL players and their characters. The player's lives should affect the campaign in some way and vice versa. See The Gamers: Dorkness Rising for how this is done.
Lessons learned from the game should help the players in IRL, build confidence for example. Guess this is kinda the same as the above. Whatever.
The DM has a sweet homebrew world, or uses an old setting like Greyhawk or Mystara.
No miniatures please, theater of the mind only. Or miniatures used for combat only.
An actual Dungeon. And Dragon(s).
Some darker horror tones every now and then.
Some unique ideas.

Forgotten Realms or 5e. PLEASE. (I know this isn't gonna happen)
No kids, teenagers would be fine I guess.
An actual generic fantasy plot with no mention of players or the actual D&D game. Like the old 2000 movie.
PG Violence.
Weird monster races as PCs or main characters. Like a lame Critical Role knock off.
Mainstream actors. I'll allow a single cool cameo with Keanu Reeves, maybe.
Boring rehashed ideas.

That's all for now. What would you want to see (or not) in a D&D show? Let me know in the comments.